Carciofi alla Romana

Sides, Vegan
Three purple-and-green artichokes form a pyramid on a wooden cutting board.

Winter farmer’s markets in D.C. were a sad sight. If you walked past the prepared food and drinks—bagels and borek, kimchi and kombucha, cured meats and whiskies—you wouldn’t find much but some slightly wrinkled cabbages, apples, and onions.

February in the markets of Rome is different. The stalls burst with all manner of citrus fruits—mandarins, lemons, oranges; it’s common to find three types of oranges at one vendor alone. The vegetables are no less a disappointment: almost-too-pretty-to-eat Romanesco, a variety of hues of cabbages, Calabrian chilis wrapped up like a bouquet of flowers, delicate curls of punterelle. And of course, the sight that brings a smile to every Roman’s eye: artichokes.

These artichokes are nothing like the ones I grew up with, which were tame, denuded things, their hearts halved or quartered and packed into cans. Roman artichokes look wild and a little unapproachable, as though the first person to eat them must have been very hungry indeed. They are green or purple, big and small; you can buy them in their full glory or already prepared, bobbing gently in a lemon-water solution and waiting to be taken home.

I was attracted to them from the beginning but also slightly intimidated. Everything our first year in Rome seemed intimidating. When artichoke season came around in 2024, we were still trying to figure out how to use Poste Italiane (still working on that) and navigate the city on public transit (sorted, mostly). Buying a vegetable—well, technically a flower—that I didn’t really know how to approach… it felt like another nearly insurmountable task at the end of a very long list of nearly insurmountable tasks.

This year feels different. There are still things about living in Italy that perplex us, and things that we actively dislike. But there are far fewer things that seem unconquerable, and other things that we laugh about or have come to love. It’s easier to play now, to experiment, so when I saw the fresh artichokes—carciofi—in the market the day after we returned from the holidays, I knew I was ready to make them myself.

Rome loves artichokes. They turn up in pastas and salads, but two of the most common preparations are alla guidia—a whole, large artichoke, deep fried—or alla romana—herb-adorned and braised. There are few times that I would ever say no to any artichoke, but carciofi alla romana are my favorite, and they’re unbelievably easy to make—not at all intimidating.

Carciofi alla romana a Roma: Go to your local produce market on the morning of the day you plan to make the dish. Get there no later than 10 a.m., or it’s possible that the artichokes will already be gone. Pick out as many as you would like—at least one per person, I think—and if they aren’t already prepared (cleaned and with the tough outer leaves stripped away), your produce vendor, Gianni, will ask if you want him to do that. Of course you will say yes, and he’ll ready them while you dither over what types of citrus to buy. It being Rome, he gives you a few stems of mentuccia, a wild herb from the mint family that is most commonly used to make carciofi alla romana, and parsley.

Thirty minutes or so before you want to eat, strip the mentuccia and parsley leaves from their stems. Finely mince the herbs and then a clove or two of garlic (garlic in Rome is stronger than what I was used to in the U.S., so I tend to go easy).

Cut a bit from the tops of the artichokes, and an inch or so from the bottom of the stems. I like to shave the stems with a vegetable peeler to make sure they aren’t woody.

Heat a skillet big enough to hold all of your carciofi lying down. When it’s hot, add a good glug of olive oil, then the garlic; sauté it lightly for a few minutes before adding the mentucciaand parsley. Add some white wine and let it cook down. Lay the carciofi in the skillet on their sides and enough water to go nearly halfway up them; season the water with a reasonable amount of salt. Cover with a lid and cook at a simmer until a knife inserted in one of the artichokes meets little resistance. Remove from the pot and drizzle with olive oil before eating.

Carciofi alla Romana non a Roma: If you don’t have a Gianni to prepare your artichokes for you, you might need to do so yourself; follow this guide for a how-to. You probably also won’t have access to mentuccia, so hack it with a mix of fresh parsley, mint, and oregano, along with some garlic (garlic in the U.S. isn’t as strong as in Italy, so I tend to use more). Otherwise, proceed accordingly.

(I should note here that the “traditional” way to make carciofi alla romana is to mix the herbs, garlic, and salt, and stuff this into the artichokes before cooking them in a pot, inverted. This will certainly make you a tasty artichoke, but after extensive research and testing—i.e., preparing artichokes at least once a week for two months—I’ve found the way above to be easier and even tastier.)

How (Not) to Host a Wine Tasting

Essays

Begin with a genuine desire to build your community in the city in which you live, an underlying desire to be a brilliant, better-than-Martha hostess who throws carefully cultivated but effortless-looking parties, and latent social anxiety that sometimes leaves you feeling like an awkward tween right before your guests arrive.

In a fit of New Year’s optimism, pick a date to host a wine tasting and invite a bunch of people. Choose a few whom you know fairly well and some you don’t really know at all, but interesting people whose company you enjoy and who you would like to know better. For fun, make sure that none of them know each other.

Plan. Plan what wine you will offer and what wine you will ask people to bring. Plan what food you will have. Plan what you will wear, how you will set the table, where you will have people sit, what music you will play, and how you will keep the dog calm when the doorbell rings. Plan all of this so intensely that you forget to plan how to actually do the tasting.

Have half of the people you invite decline because they have other plans. Try not to let your inner awkward tween take it personally. Have two of the people who did accept not be able to make it because they were suddenly deployed. Try not to take it too personally, because #humanitarianlife.

Have a really shitty week at work leading up to the party. Make sure that there have been lots of major geopolitical shifts that affect the sector you work in and a surprise team restructuring thrown in for good measure. Feel your anxieties proliferate, so much that your anxieties are getting anxiety.

The night before the party, spend an absurd amount of time in grocery stores (yes, plural) looking for exactly the right meats, cheeses, tarallini, and chocolates. Visit two different casalinghi to find the exact types of glasses that you want. Communicate poorly with your partner, to ensure you’re both cranky.

The day of the party, wake up to a message from a person who did accept, letting you know that they can’t make it because of a family emergency. Do not take it personally.

Clean. Clean the guest bathroom, dust everything, vacuum up as much of the dog hair as is possible, put away the flotsam and jetsam of life—coins, lip balms, books, coasters, shoes, books, dog toys, jackets, books. Be careful not to clean so much that it looks like you’re trying too hard because trying too hard isn’t cool, it isn’t chic, and you want this to look as though your apartment is always the perfect balance between maximalist and minimalist, sophisticated and “I just found this at a flea market,” extremely tidy and lived in.

Two hours before the party, quietly let your social anxiety take over. What do you do if there are horrendous awkward silences? What if you say dumb things? (As you undoubtedly will.) What if your partner or a friend says dumb things? What if you don’t have enough people coming to really make it fun? What if it’s all so terrible that the people you invited over will leave and tell theirfriends about what a terrible party they went to and what a terrible, weird host you are, and all of their friends will tell their friends all around the world so that you never build a community and only have your dog for company? (And she doesn’t even really like to cuddle.)

One hour before the party, get a message from a person who did accept that they are sick and can’t make it. Again, do not take it personally. Then, get a bunch of messages from friends who work in your sector that the president is rumored to be dissolving the agency in which you started your career, the agency that provides the most humanitarian assistance to countries around the world in the world, which could leave millions of people without lifesaving assistance and, not to mention, the agency that provides most of the funding for your current organization. Have your existential anxiety, which you had been attempting to set aside, come roaring back as you are again confronted with the idea that you might be watching the death of multilateralism, international cooperation, and principled humanitarian assistance… Not to mention potentially your job.

It’s now the time you told people to come, and you and your partner are still slicing and plating a few final things when your first guests arrive. Be thankful that it’s the two people you know best, both of whom are affected by the swirling shitstorm that has descended over your country of birth. Kvetch over a quick glass of prosecco before the others arrive.

Get everyone seated at the table, tasting white wines, eating salumi and marinated artichokes and tarallini and olives and ricotta with truffle honey. Discover that, to your surprise, you’re actually able to set aside your anxieties. Discover that everyone is getting along, that the number of people you have around the table is a great number of people to have over, that all of the wines are good and no one really cares that you forgot to decide how you should do the wine tasting. Discover that you love doing this and can’t wait to do it again.